The Stripper Returns...

Did the title catch your eye? Since I have been potty training Reagan she has decided that she can take off all her clothes and runaround naked. Mom does not think that's so great. It's happened a few times and I was hoping that we were over it when last night I thought I would have a nice relaxing night. NOT!!!
Daniel had been climbing the bookcase and fell off resulting in scrapes and bruises. Since he hadn't had a nap he fell asleep in my arms at 4:30. When he does that it's great because he will sleep straight through until morning. I'm thinking great! He's in bed, I'll feed Reagan some dinner spend some time with her and spend a nice relaxing evening.
Reagan had been in bed for about an hour, and I was relaxing in a nice hot bath with a good book. One of my favorite things and I hear "Mommy, Mommy..." Knowing that that is her signal for come check things out something is wrong I went and looked. She was completely naked and had peed all over her bed. She got spanked and her clothes put back on. A little while later I heard "Mommy, Mommy..." I go check again. Yep, she's naked again and peed again. This went on for about a dozen times at least. By time 6 she had woken Daniel up and since he'd been asleep for several hours he was ready to get up. Daniel kept getting up turning on the light and playing. I went to go open the door to turn off the light and get him back in bed and it crashed right into him causing his lip to bleed. Reagan would scream by this time relentlessly as she wanted to be with me and she was upset because she kept getting spanked once every time she took off her clothes. She dirtied 3 loads of laundry worth of bedding last night!! Finally I got them both to go to sleep at about midnight. Only to have Reagan wake up screaming at 2am. I ran to get her before Daniel woke up and put her in my bed. They both woke up simultaneously at 7:30am. I was not too thrilled with that, but honestly compared to the 5am Daniel used to get up at, I guess I shouldn't complain.  I was trying to wake up enough to get out of bed and what does Reagan do? Strip again and pee all over the floor, then come in and poop on the clean clothes that I hadn't gotten folded and put away last night as I had been dealing with both of them all evening.
One day I will look back at this with fond memories.Right now I'm looking for the duct tape before I start bed time tonight so I can duct tape her diaper on at the very least and trying not to loose it with my daughter.